He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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