it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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