I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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