Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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