my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Randomize
