you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Randomize