It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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