How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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