playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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