Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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