he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
And then he peed in my hair
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