You really coming over, don't trick.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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