it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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