So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I'm at about main and main street
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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