nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
