and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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