apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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