If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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