why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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