with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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