I want to have your abortion
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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