So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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