having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
We had sex on a dog bed..
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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