Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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