i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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