singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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