Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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