Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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