Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
