Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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