So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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