Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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