The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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