Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
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