I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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