Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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