i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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