He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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