Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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