So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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