Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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