marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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