You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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