Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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