no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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