Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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