But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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