My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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