I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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