I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Randomize
