Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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