you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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