ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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