So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Randomize
