So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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