god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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